Sheesh, what a chatterbox. Can’t he see that I’m busy?
you ok babe? you've barely blasted your baja...
this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it
There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.
It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.
Emmy Award Winning™️
pharoahamunsadji
I FOUND IT AGAIN.
Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.
IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR LITERAL MONTHS HOLY SHIT
i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family
this was such a confusing and frightening post before i read the name of the blog that posted it
BIG FACTS
commanderinqueef
help I’ve fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to
me @ my bad eyebrow: i'm sick of carrying your lazy ass... your sister works tirelessly to support this family and u think you can just keep cruising through life....get a real job....there is no 'I' in 'eyebrows'...except phonetically
Legend
so a 90’s computer hacker was at walmart today
everything i have ever needed
No more boom boom
